Thomas Stig Jacobsen's constant why

Her sidder jeg så, strandet på Aalborg Banegård uden nogen form for udsigt til at komme videre. Turen startede fantastisk med en stille kupé og en vinduesplads uden sidepassager, med masser af plads at boltre sig på. Jeg kom til Århus til tiden, vi vendte og drejede og lystigt gik turen mod den mørkeste del af det ganske land; Nordjylland.

Ved ankomsten i Aalborg var jeg midt i arbejde og musik og bemærkede kun svagt at mange af mine medpassagerer steg ud af toget og samles i grupper udenfor. Da jeg stoppede musikken lød den grufulde besked i højtalersystemet: “Toget kører ikke videre, busser kan findes…”.

Panikken greb mig i et splitsekund af forvirrelse og jeg pakkede hurtigt mine ting og steg ligeså ud af toget. Jeg fulgte strømmen af mennesker mod P-pladsen foran Banegården. Det hjalp bare ikke meget for da de to mini-busser som DSB havde fremskaffet var blevet fyldt for mange splitsekunder siden.

Mange splitsekunder og megen forvirring senere finder jeg mig selv i dette tog, som venter på at få grønt lys til at komme videre…

Opdateringen følger, måske……

It had been a lousy morning, minus 4,4 degrees celsius and my train had broken down meaning that I had waited about 45 minutes in the cold Danish spring.

I finally got with the train and got to a city called Hjørring where I go to school. I catched a bus to school and sat down listening to some music. Then the bus stops to get on new passengers, a older woman steps in and is looking for a place to sit. No avalible seat is to be found in the bus, suddenly – out of nowhere (no conversation nor eyecontact) a man raises up and directing the older woman to his old seat.

At this time I can’t help smiling seeing that gentlemens are not a extinct specie.

So today I got up with this crazy and kind of fun theory of where the rest of the gentlemens are. Furthermore I’ve writtin’ down some questions for you to answer.

I think that this true gentleman I saw has escaped a hidden dimension in where all the gentlemen are being hold captured by some evil dude. The great question in this matter is, HOW DID HE ESCAPE?

When thinking of this there are pippeling more fancy questions up. Like: Will he go back and try to rescue the rest of the gentlemen and will he get help from someone? Like a gentleman-god.

Please answer my questions, I’m dieing to hear some wacky answers.